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Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 10:27 AM
We are having our 50th Birthday Bash on June 11th, which is coming up quickly. Some of the guys are roasting a pig, everyone is bringing a covered dish and various classmates are supplying the rest. I would really like to have something funny to read about turning 50. If anyone has something related to that, can you please share with me? I know I should just ask Kris and I am sure she can come up with something..... Thanks so much!
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Wednesday, May 25, 2011 at 3:40 PM - Response #1
fiftiethbirthday_cake_.jpg Hi Dawn! A fun site that might be of interest buzzle.com
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Thursday, May 26, 2011 at 6:46 PM - Response #2
birthdayposterconceptualideas.jpg HI again, a few samples follow... Do houses age like people age? As fleeting years go rolling by, The chips of wood start breaking off, When plumbing lines all start to clog, When sagging walls begin to bulge, Whoever said time heals all things Instead of healer, could not Time The Golden Years I'm getting old as you can see .... I'm well over weight and my blood pressure is high, I have arthritis in both my knees I get these pains deep in my back..... I think my spine is out of whack. My eyes are weak ...... .....and I can't hear very well. If deaf I'm going only time will tell. Sometimes my stomach gets real sore and I don't remember certain things any more. Sleeplessness is a common thing.... ... and when I walk So now my tale is almost done. I want to tell you I still have fun! So much to do, so much to see. I'm happier now than I could ever be. and yet another, this one is from another site called' Real women don't have hot flashes, they have Power Surges May you live long enough to shoot your age. Recycle. Celebrate last year's birthday. You're still hot, its just that it comes in hot flashes. There are numerous advantages in being fifty – ask any eighty year old!!! At fifty you’ve accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn’t wiped your memory bank.
the problem is you’re not as young as you used to be Could also be 50 ways to have some FUN!
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Thursday, May 26, 2011 at 10:03 PM - Response #3
birthdaywishescometruecakegreeting.jpg This is from a little book called "Timeless Treasures" by Vernon McClellan that my Mom gave me many years ago....the little book gave me the idea to post quotes on our site an it was the start of something very enlightening and FUN! The following has no known author, but may be of use, somewhere, sometime... There are three things that grow more precious with age: old wood to burn, old books to read, and old friends to enjoy. And Betty White is an inspiration to us all, making 90 look like FUN! Her adage for AARP of "Get Over It" is easy to remember also!
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Sunday, June 5, 2011 at 6:07 PM - Response #4
Hi Dawn, the following is from the above site... …work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot of work! Positive Thoughts About Being 50 Plus Today! I cannot end this with grim humor. I just cannot. Let’s look forward to a great future. * The kids are alright. We have raised a generation of kids who are clear eyed, smart, and beautiful. They have less ingrained prejuduces and are likley to be serious about society. Boomers marched for civil rights, while the kids take those things as a given. We have done some things alright, and as every generation hopes to do, have raised kids that in some ways, are better than we are.
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011 at 6:54 PM - Response #5
birthdaytipsforgetpresent.gif Hi again, Dawn!
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back The men talked for hours on end. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window. The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days, weeks and months passed. One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed. It faced a blank wall. The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window. The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.' Epilogue: There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy. 'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .' and some from this site...love-of-poems.com Her Majesty, The Queen of England isn't sending you a telegram this year but......she's happy to know you're halfway there! "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." -George Burns On my 50th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument. Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun; as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday. Thomas Arnold Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. If you cannot do great things at the age of 50, do small things in a great way God grant me the senility To forget the people I never liked, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, And the eyesight to tell the difference. And here's more Funny 50th Birthday Quotes My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it's surprising how often they head in your direction.Happy 50th Birthday. Just like fine wine, you grow better with the years! Happy 50th Birthday! Today, be aware of how you are spending your 1,440 beautiful moments, and spend them wisely... and since today is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun, enjoy the trip. Youth is a work of nature, but age is a work of art! Congratulations on your second childhood! Happy 50th Birthday! The Chinese say: You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair Happy 50th Birthday! You're not getting older...just more distinguished! Fifty! Now is the time to make your mark on the world – explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges - straight after your afternoon nap. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." -Ogden Nash It is often said that With Age Comes Wisdom and you're One Of The Wisest People I Know! Yet more Funny 50th Birthday Quotes Happy 50th Birthday and by now you‘ll know: There is still no cure for the common birthday and you’ll also be aware that reaching another birthday is much better than the alternative May the best of your past (and you’ve got a lot) be the worst of your future. Happy 50th birthday Happy 50th Birthday . Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending As William Shakespeare might have said of you Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? Hope you all have a most excellent time, and may the next 50 years be the Best Yet! HAVE FUN!!!
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Friday, June 10, 2011 at 9:36 PM - Response #6
maninthemirroragingjoke.jpeg One last one for now...this is from an e-mail on the Senior Alphabet!
A's for arthritis; D is for dental decay and decline, H . high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, W for worry, NOW what's going 'round? I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, HAVE A GREAT DAY! and one last one from another e-mail! Notice the theme(it was also in very giant print!)...! A.A.A.D.D.. KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden.. As I start toward the garage, I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, So, I decide to put the bills back But then I think, I take my check book off the table, I'm going to look for my checks, The Pepsi is getting warm, As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, I put the Pepsi on the counter and I set the glasses back down on the counter, I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I pour some water in the flowers, So, I set the remote back on the table, Then, I head down the hall trying to At the end of the day: I realize this is a serious problem, Do me a favor. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!
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