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A little humor for Mothers Day

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Created on: 05/12/12 06:05 PM Views: 1630 Replies: 9
Saturday, May 12, 2012 at 6:05 PM

Mrs.Brown's dog is very old and unwell. The kids are trying to figure> out a way to tell her that its time to put the dog down.
Click to watch.

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Edited 05/12/12 6:06 PM
Saturday, May 12, 2012 at 6:29 PM - Response #1

Thanks, Thelma! This is too funny! My husband's family is originally from England and it is a universal reminder to keep laughing! Happy Mother's Day to you and yours and thanks again!

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Edited 05/12/12 6:30 PM
Saturday, May 12, 2012 at 7:06 PM - Response #2

Here's some Mother's Day Humor:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
                  "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

                  2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
                  "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

                  3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
                  "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

                  4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
                  "Because I said so, that's why."

                  5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
                  "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with
                  me."

                  6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
                  "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

                  7. My mother taught me IRONY.
                  "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

                  8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
                  "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

                  9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION-ISM.
                  "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

                  10. My mother taught me about STAMINA ..
                  "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

                  11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
                  "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

                  12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
                  "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

                  13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
                  "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.."

                  14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
                  "Stop acting like your father!"

                  15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
                  "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful
                  parents like you do."

                  16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
                  "Just wait until we get home."

                  17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING ..
                  "You are going to get it when you get home!"

                  18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
                  "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
                  19. My mother taught me ESP.
                  "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

                  20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
                  "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

                  21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
                  "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

                  22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
                  "You're just like your father."
                  23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
                  "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

                  24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
                  "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

                  And my favorite:
                  25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
                  "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

                  Only you folks my age understand these profound statements!!!
                  But, there is one missing from this list~~My personal all time favorite!!

                  My mother taught me about CHOICE.
                  "Do you want me to stop this car?"

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Saturday, May 12, 2012 at 8:17 PM - Response #3

Thanks Kris for pushing it through. When it didn't display right I deleted the thread. I don't know why it still came on.
Well, what matters is that you brought humor to the forum.

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Saturday, May 12, 2012 at 10:38 PM - Response #4

OMG...I was in tears over that video!!! THAT was so funi!!!
thanks for sharing!!!

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Saturday, May 12, 2012 at 11:19 PM - Response #5

Hysterical!!!!!! Happy MOther's Day all!!

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Saturday, May 12, 2012 at 11:54 PM - Response #6
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Happy Mother's Day to you Bonita!
Thelma, copy the URL from the very top of the page (main browser box) that the you-tube appears on. Paste that in the forum after clicking on the video camera. It seems counter-intuitive, but it works, most of the time,for me anyway!
Sometimes i have to google the you-tube on the youtube.com site to get another version, but here's a laugh or two from an email youtube! Sometimes it takes me quite a few attempts to get this to show up, sometimes i just figure if it's meant to be, it'll happen! If not, ohwell, maybe next time!
The following bears no resemblance to our offspring,to the best of my knowledge!!!at least that is what they tell me!!!hahahah!...but it's probably the reason they no longer have their FB sites!!!
Thanks Arlene, and thanks again for all the laughs ladies! Celebrate Every Day!!!

Keep on Smilin' it makes people wonder what you are thinking!!!

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Edited 05/13/12 12:04 AM
Friday, May 10, 2013 at 8:23 PM - Response #7
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Happy Mother's Day to all Moms, Mr. Moms and all those who had Moms, and all those that nurture others along their Life's journey!

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Edited 05/10/13 8:24 PM
Friday, May 10, 2013 at 8:25 PM - Response #8
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Some "Momisms"Smile

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Edited 05/10/13 8:26 PM
Friday, May 10, 2013 at 8:26 PM - Response #9
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Smile

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Edited 05/10/13 8:27 PM
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